Your substitute teacher for the day is…
Hey there!
Yeah, I know.
I’m looking a bit rough today. I’ve had a busy day and I’m bloody knackered.
(That means I’m tired, my American friend.)
My bed is calling to me like a treacherous Siren.
Be silent – vile temptress of the sea – for I have a blog to write, folk to entertain and educate, babies to hug shirtless and oiled…
Actually, screw that. I’m going to bed! 
In my place today will be surrogate blogger extraordinaire Mr. Johnny B. Truant.
I discovered him recently in my quest to find the greatest writing on the internet as part of my evil networking plan. Johnny has been writing totally awesome guest posts on Naomi Dunford’s totally awesome IttyBiz blog.
He’s funnier, better looking, far more modest, and slightly more profane than I.
Here he talks about Marketing for Nice People and punching Ashton Kutcher in the face. Apparently these two activities are not mutually exclusive.
http://ittybiz.com/why-its-nice-to-be-nice/
Enjoy.
I’ll be human again tomorrow!
See you then!
JJ Jalopy.
Comment by Pat Becker
19 May 2009
Have a good sleep. And while I must say that Johnny does have an amusing and provocative style, my heart is with the king of self-promotion – Mr. JJ Jalopy himself Rah Rah and the band goes to crescendo.
Pat
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Comment by Duane Cunningham
19 May 2009
Hi JJ,
May the force be with you! Im trying to get this podcast uploaded but there not playing fair today!
Duane
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Comment by Bob Kaufer
19 May 2009
No one is funnier than you. Rest and regroup.
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Comment by Christian Haller
19 May 2009
Yes, the call of the mattress. Stronger than the resolve of most men.
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Comment by Steve Chambers
19 May 2009
Can we run a muck and not get any work done while the substitute is in charge, just like with a substitute in school.
Get better.
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Comment by John Ho
19 May 2009
JJ,
Good to have a guest blogger to relieve the stress & have some rest.
John Ho
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Comment by Darryl Pace
19 May 2009
JJ,
Hope you get a good night’s sleep!
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Comment by Philip Graves
19 May 2009
Since you were honest enough to say you did because you were tired, and weren’t pretending you were being nice, which was, err, nice of you, I’m still coming back here.
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Comment by Rob Northrup
19 May 2009
He is fun but no match for the Amazing Jalopy…
Seize the Day,
Rob
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Comment by Johnny B. Truant
20 May 2009
Your audience is funny as shit. I am here SPECIFICALLY because of the weird-ass comments they left over on Naomi’s blog. My kind of people, really.
Johnny B. Truant’s latest internet ramble.Piece and quiet
Comment by Don Shepherd
21 May 2009
We don’t want to read the ramblings of Mr. nicey nice. We want you mr. world domination!
Don Shepherd
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Comment by Single Boomer Dating Success Coach
23 May 2009
I’m feeling quite knackered myself after a long drive today.
I love the pre Raphaelite image you used (Art major).
Best regards,
April Braswell
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