Market testing, cowboy hats, cartoon nose jobs and Duane Cunningham’s bikini workout
Hey there!
How are you today?
Excited about my forthcoming Market Testing Kit product?
Of course you are!!
So why aren’t you on my I’m-really-interested-in-this list yet?
Do you realize that I might not even make it if I don’t get the love and attention I crave?
And that if you’re on the list then you’ll be eligible for a massive advance discount and awesome pre-launch bonuses?!
Perhaps you’d like to go here right away to learn about it?!
Another link just in case you missed the two above?
Okay…
So what has this ridiculous title got to do with your awesome Market Test kit, JJ?
Nothing actually. That was just a little rant I wanted to start things off with.
What I wanted to talk about today was search keywords.
You see, one of the great things about business online is that you can monitor and track pretty much everything…
… including the search term people typed into Google to find your website.
Some of these search terms are pretty esoteric.
Here are my favorites for this website so far:
#5 – Cowboy Hats (11 visitors)
11 people have managed to end up at my website after searching for cowboy hats. They mostly ended up here or here.
Well I guess I do talk about them rather a lot…
But why did they click on a link that is clearly about business advice or coaching?
Who knows. People are odd.
Maybe I should affiliate for Sheplers?
#4 – Make me look like an idiot (15 visitors)
Who would want such a thing?
15 visitors apparently.
They ended up here.
#3 – Cartoon Celebrity Nose Job (1 visitor)
There is so much I could say about this…
I really have no idea what this person wanted to find but I imagine they were rather disappointed when they ended up at this confession about my social media procrastination habits!
#2 – Duane Cunningham Bikini* Workout (1 visitor)
Yes. My second favorite.
I can hear the heavy breathing from here.
They’ve got to have felt let down when they ended up learning about a Wordpress upgrade instead.
* The word bikini might have been added for comic effect.
#1 – JJ Jalopy is an ass (1 visitor)
Come on then. Own up.
Did you type this in?
And just what exactly were you trying to achieve by this?!
I find it incredible and hilarious that someone typed this into Google and pressed search.
Amazing.
So in the interests of research I typed this into Google myself and, as well as finding my own site, I found a lovely comment from my friend Avery on Naomi Dunord’s awesome IttyBiz blog. It reads:
Very nice! I came here from JJ Jalopy’s site. He’s an ass.
Thanks Avery. You ass.
Love you all!
JJ Jalopy.
P.S. Don’t forget about that Market Testing Kit.
Comment by Duane Cunningham
23 July 2009
Hmmm…glad to hear that my bikini workout is taking the world by storm!..lol
You know you have a large following in Oz! its almost of religious cult proportions! You may have to do a JJ Down-Under tour as long as Pink’s!
Duane
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Comment by Anthony Lemme
23 July 2009
That is funny…how about the ones from Malasia we found that day we were looking at search terms.
For the record, you are and ass or is it arse where you live!
Loved the Buddhist joke and passed it along to some Buddhist friends via facebook and they loved it!
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Comment by Avery
23 July 2009
You’re welcome.
Comment by John Ho
24 July 2009
JJ,
As incredible as it might sound, you are FUNNY!
But NOT yet so funny to make me cry or …. ummm wet my pants
) !
Ha Ha ha ( NOT Ho Ho Ho yet, OK?)
John Ho
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Comment by JJ Jalopy
27 July 2009
@Duane – Can’t wait for the Aussie tour. I can show you how to play cricket if you like…
Comment by JJ Jalopy
27 July 2009
@Avery – Gimme the rock!
@Anthony – The internet rocks doesn’t it? Who knew we could end up having anonymous one-way relationships with people from Malaysia? How cool…
Comment by Darryl Pace
29 July 2009
This post is great. Are you getting this info through google analytics?
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Comment by JJ Jalopy
29 July 2009
@Darryl – Yeah. It’s all from Google Analytics. I feel another educational video coming on!